I have officially kicked off my stint as a graduate student by turning in what I consider to be quite possibly the worst paper I've ever written.

Fortunately I have a bit more time to prepare and work on the others coming up, this one was sprung on us kind of cruelly before any of us had much of a chance to get situated.
I'm still trying to figure out how the drunken idiots around here find time to be drunken idiots, as I assume they are taking classes too and that they also have assignments to submit if they do.
And, I am currently being pestered on DA by banner ads offering me the exciting opportunity to find out "What do you smell like to EDWARD CULLEN?"
I honestly don't know what to say sometimes.....